Update in my pants.

Update in my pants.
I think I have about 90 seconds before the library wifi cuts out on me again so here is a quick update on my life with no explanations:
-I have no internet at home
-My work internet has been blocked. All of it. Even on breaks.
-I dislike my job, but it's still better than Kohl's.
-My sister's dog (my ex dog) may be dying, but we're cautiously hopeful she won't.
-I still fail at dating both men and women.
-Unless I win the lottery in the next 30 days, I will not be moving to San Francisco.
-In related news, I will also not be attending graduate school this year.
-I have lost 18 pounds.
-I'm not sure WHAT is going on with my hair.
-Carpooling eases the burden of a 60 minute work commute.
-I will continue to annoy Phoenix PD or the Maricopa OME until they give me a job poking and photographing dead bodies.
-I WILL be re-applying to grad schools next year and moving when the housing market recovers.
-I can now play 4 chords on my banjo and pluck the tune "Merrily We Roll Along"
-Looking for a higher-paying position within my company. I can cry myself to sleep at night on pillows stuffed with money until I find a job I like.
-If you're reading this, chances are I'm fond of you and miss you. I don't have internet but I still have a phone so fucking call me for a change, will you?