I don't have a microwave, due to an unfortunate incident over the summer. Since I am both cheap and lazy, I have been using the oven to reheat my few leftovers. I went to reheat my two slices of pizza I am one of those freaks who believes that pizza is NOT, in fact, just as good cold. And it occurred to me that it would be a retarded waste of electricity to heat the entire oven to 400 degrees for two little slices of pizza. But you know who probably DOES like cold pizza? Barack Obama. And god damn it, if cold pizza is good enough for Barack, it's good enough for me! I am doing my part to save the earth, one slice at a time.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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2 comments:
I bet Barry would be so pleased to hear this!
I don't like cold pizza either. I love my microwave oven.
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